Tuesday, February 28, 2006

What Are My Chances of Dying?

"Be straight with me, doc. What are my chances?"

"Not good. But I just read a new study that claims eating chocolate may cut your risk of dying in half!"

"That's great news! Maybe if I eat twice as much as they did in the study, I can live forever!"

Funny. I always thought that my chances of dying were 1 in 1.

(HT to Thinking Christian)


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