Hats for the Headless

I often feel this way when I'm trying to communicate something to someone -- whether it's the gospel, or philosophy, or some crazy musing about a banana.

Headless Town

Shel Silverstein

Selling hats in Headless Town --

Special sale, so gather 'round.

Short brim, wide brim, white or brown,

Hats for sale -- in Headless Town.

Selling hats in Headless Town --

Stetson, bonnet, cap, or crown,

Isn't there one soul around

Who needs a hat in Headless Town?

Selling hats in Headless Town

Sure can get a fella down,

But there's a way

If there's a will

(I once sold shoes

In Footlessville.)